Theatre of the Absurd
EARLOG / earlog-trial
spark-board 
VISIBLE A really cool surfboard! It seems like whoever has it can move around about... twice as fast.
super-staff VISIBLE With this staff, Spark becomes super-powered! He can channel electricity no matter where he is, and pass it through multiple targets at once!
battered VISIBLE Spark is visually battered and bruised, from being slammed against every wall in the room!
couch VISIBLE It's a really comfy wheeled couch, that you can sit on and move around! Sat on this, any minor mental troubles will melt away...
red-smear VISIBLE There's a sticky red liquid smeared all across their face!
painting VISIBLE It's a painting of Valvatti and Ninetails, sat together in a bar!
DEAD
Just an ordinary person, without a face.
knife-wound VISIBLE Bravocat has patched up the wound in his stomach, and whilst it still seems to be bleeding a little, the flow is stopped.
cat-mask VISIBLE A giant cat mask, stitched together with green fabric! The mouth is splattered with blood.
coffee-bag VISIBLE It's a bag of coffee beans!
red-glyph VISIBLE The mark of Halmarut, Ascian Overlord.
DEAD
knife VISIBLE It's the biggest knife you've ever seen! You could hack through a lot of stuff with this.
red-crystal VISIBLE It's a crystal that glows bright red!
leg-wound VISIBLE Bernkastel has a bullet lodged in her leg. It seems to be affecting her ability to stand - there's a chance her leg might give way whilst trying to do an action.
recruits VISIBLE Two audience members recruited by Solus - a man in a white suit, and a girl with a baseball bat.
half-mask VISIBLE It's hard to see the face of the person wearing this mask.
oΜ΄ΝΜiΜΈΝΝlΜΆΝΝtΜΈΜΜsΜ΄ΝΝpΜΈΝΝ VISIBLE it's... It's, uh... It's something. Probably. Potentially. If you had a better understanding of the eldritch, you'd probably know a lot better.
zoe-dress VISIBLE It's a hella classy dress! Whilst wearing this, you gain +5 to any rolls involving charisma!
mech VISIBLE It's a huge, really cool mechsuit, as big as the stage itself! It has two arms, each with some sort of cannon built in, and a shining steel body. It's got no head, though this is made up for by a really comfy scarf that acts as the cockpit! Zoe and Robbie Rotten are sat in the cockpit.
umbrella VISIBLE An umbrella is sticking out of the mech. It's keeping it nice and dry!
blindfold VISIBLE It seems Zoe is unable to see any rollover that happens whilst blindfolded!
jelly-baby VISIBLE A large jelly baby that impacted hard into Zoe. She's covered in serious bruises, and in addition, she won't be able to physically move or act until freed from it!
lacerated VISIBLE Kurukuru is covered in slashes, all over his body.
cathodetheme VISIBLE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeDxjnsrqh0
jelly-baby-shotgun VISIBLE The shotgun is empty, having spent its only charge.
candy-corn VISIBLE 
TAKEABLE Two delicious, precious candy corns! Better make sure nobody takes them.
candy-corn-revolver VISIBLE A gun that shoots... candy?? Nevertheless, it looks pretty deadly! It'll do decent damage to a single target, but it only has six shots!
gambit-schema VISIBLE A slightly out-of-date pumpkin. Carved into it is Problem Sleuth's face!
ink VISIBLE It's a bottle of INK OF SQUID PRO QUO!
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